Lynn and Canyon: “Yeah, no, we totally get it. You were just ‘doing research’.”

FORT MEADE, Md. — A typo has resulted in millions of emails intended for the U.S. military being instead sent to aging porn stars with web addresses ending in .milf, an issue that Defense Information Systems Agency (DISA) officials say they've now taken steps to mitigate.

“At first I didn’t think anything of it,” said Jenna Jameson, the number one adult film star almost 30 years ago. “But then I noticed the emails contained more spelling errors than those from my usual fans. And a weird number of hand-drawn dick cartoons.”