WASHINGTON — The nation is in a panic after discovering that the Central Intelligence Agency — also known as the "CIA" according to recently-declassified documents — may be spying on people around the world.

The revelation comes alongside a stunning collection of leaked documents by WikiLeaks, Russia's top news agency, which released a staggering 8,761 classified documents last week in a collection mysteriously known as "Vault 7."

Dwarfed only by the size of Congress' new healthcare bill, the collection of documents contained droves of material detailing the CIA's spy programs, including a comprehensive list of emojis that can be made using a standard computer keyboard — keyboards which may also be hackable by the Agency.