This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Nation shocked to learn top spy agency spies on people
WASHINGTON — The nation is in a panic after discovering that the Central Intelligence Agency — also known as the "CIA" according to recently-declassified documents — may be spying on people around the world.
The revelation comes alongside a stunning collection of leaked documents by WikiLeaks, Russia's top news agency, which released a staggering 8,761 classified documents last week in a collection mysteriously known as "Vault 7."
Dwarfed only by the size of Congress' new healthcare bill, the collection of documents contained droves of material detailing the CIA's spy programs, including a comprehensive list of emojis that can be made using a standard computer keyboard — keyboards which may also be hackable by the Agency.
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Pentagon facing dangerous shortage of fucks given
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Opinion: Listen up, assholes. Turn in your excess cruise missiles or everybody stays in formation
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Army Reserve adopts 'Nothing we do today is more important than lunch' as new recruiting slogan
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