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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

New CMC pops as 3rd battalion, 2nd Marine regiment’s weekend duty supernumerary

Duty, Bitch.

New CMC pops as 3rd battalion, 2nd Marine regiment’s weekend duty supernumerary

CMC Smith: “I will walk my post from flank to flank and take no shit from any rank.”

HALLWAY FIVE, The E-Ring, The Pentagon — Following months of delays by Senator Tommy Tuberville, the US Senate confirmed Marine Gen. Eric M. Smith’s nomination as Commandant of the Marine Corps by a 96-0 vote on Sept 21, 2023. Smith, had been serving as the Acting Commandant since July 2023, a position in which he was statutorily limited in his ability to effect action on behalf of the service, as well as serving as Assistant Commandant, a position to which he was confirmed on October 8, 2021.

In a recent Marine Corps Times interview, Smith reluctantly admitted that the schedule he was forced to maintain as the Corps No. 1 and No. 2 Marine was challenging. The interview, conducted from outside a Pentagon bathroom stall at 0430 as Smith executed No. 2 duties before leading a morning PT session, consisted entirely of that statement. During his morning constitutional Smith conducted three additional interviews, addressed seventeen cases of officer misconduct, received an intelligence update, and signed a seven-inch thick stack of promotion warrants.

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