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New joint cyber camo just pixelated dicks

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1551

FORT MEADE, Md. — The Defense Department unveiled its first joint utilities uniform, approved for all service members staffing cyber missions. The "Combined Uniform Camouflage" pattern breaks with the past by being covered in blurred dicks.

“As a soldier, I love new uniforms and we needed a fresh look that reflects the cyber battlespace and our truly interservice approach to it,” said Cyber Command commander General Paul M. Nakasone.

“I think we nailed it.”

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