This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
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Situation Report
New Russian Army fitness test to include ‘drop, scream, & run’
Also considering adding the empty fuel can carry
MOSCOW — The Russian Army plans to modify its fitness test to include the drop, scream, and run event, sources confirmed today.
The test is said to reflect the type of actions Russian soldiers face during the War Special Military Operation in Ukraine.
The test features soldiers dropping a simulated AK-12 (Mossin-Nagants and pointy sticks will be used for "volunteers"), screaming at a decibel loud enough to warn others, and then a sprint in the direction of Moscow.
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