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NSA launches 'revenge porn site'

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FORT MEADE, Md. — With the declassification of nearly all of the National Security Agency’s metadata following the expiration of the Patriot Act, the government agency announced today that they had released all the data on a new website, naughtysecurity.com.

The website is being described by fans and critics alike as “the world’s largest revenge porn site,” with advocates noting that "NSA has found a goldmine that they’re going to capitalize on," as Douglas Federmine of Bloomberg Business put it.

“With budget cuts and sequestration this is the perfect time to launch our premium website,” NSA spokesperson Shelly Lambert told the Duffel Blog.

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