WASHINGTON — Only weeks before Americans decide whether their next president will be Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump, sources say President Barack Obama is frantically working each day and night to finally confiscate everyone's guns, institute Sharia law, and turn the military against its own citizens.
Obama frantically working to confiscate guns, institute sharia, and turn military against its own citizens
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