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Vol. 15 · No. 128 · Tuesday, 27 October 2026

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Opinion: To really understand sexual assault, you've gotta slap a woman's ass at least once

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The following is an opinion piece written by Lt. Col. Jeffrey Krusinski, the Chief of the Air Force Office of Sexual Assault & Prevention.

Look, guys, I know this looks bad. But there's a perfectly logical explanation for all this.

You see, I'm just as committed to eliminating sexual assault as you are. That's why I had to go downtown to the Crystal City Strip...erm...Restaurant to do some first-hand research.

If you really think about it, how am I supposed to stop the problem with sexual assault if I don't have first-hand experience in the matter? Can you honestly call me an expert — or the Chief of Sexual Assault Prevention & Response — if I haven't sexually assaulted anyone myself?

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