Army creates new ‘Future Douchebag Politician’ MOS

Republicans and Democrats 100% unified in support

Jun 26, 2023

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It’s huge! Plenty of room for douchebags!

PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE, USA — In an effort to align the service with a constantly evolving political battlefield and increase veteran involvement with governance, the US Army announced the creation of a new ‘Future Douchebag Politician’ (FDP) military occupational specialty.

“For decades, we actually had veterans wh…

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