Change Of Command Ceremony Dissolves Into Giant Orgy
FORT BLISS, TX - A change of command ceremony recently ended in a disgusting and repulsive mess of semen and fecal matter, sources confirmed today.
Over two hundred soldiers were present and forced to stand in formation for several hours while multiple officers talked incessantly about how amazing they all were. What they didn't expect was their day of e…
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