CIA Concerned about TikTok’s "Leak Classified US Intelligence" Challenge
Totally sus videos living rent-free in their head
Gen Z is spilling the tea
LANGLEY, VA – Law enforcement and intelligence community officials are voicing concern that a recent viral social media challenge may threaten national security. Called the “Leak Classified US Intelligence Challenge,” TikTok users across the world are sharing extraordinarily irritating videos that also highlight various classified documents they’ve somehow acquired.
“What’s good, fam?” shouted Madison Davies, also known as T-Rexinator, a TikTok influencer famous for wacky hijinks. “I want to shout out to Blaze-Y for the challenge. Not sure if this is the best or what, but I got my hands on the technical limitations of the MIM-104 PATRIOT missile!” He then held up a schematic marked TOP SECRET and quickly displayed about a dozen pages of performance data.
“YAAAASSSSSS!” he added.
Another influencer, Dawn G, posted the exact troop locations of all special operations forces deployed in Asia.
“You guys, what’s a “Pow-pow New Gwennie?” she asked, presumably meaning Pap…
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