US CAPITOL BUILDING, Washington, D.C. - Federal officials are at a loss for how to resume operations as the ongoing debate about federal government shutdown has shut down the Government Task Force to End Government Shutdowns.
Government shutdown shuts down government task force to end government shutdowns
Can you tell me how this ends?
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