The following is an advertisement in the "For Sale" section of watertown.craigslist.com.

Hi, we found this laser-guided anti-tank missile on our farm in Carthage, NY the other day. Seems to be in good working condition, save for some minor paint damage. It would look really great whether it's hanging from an Apache helicopter, or even as a going away present for a company commander.

Prefer to be contacted via email.

Asking $1,000 OBO. Buyer must arrange own transportation.

Do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers.