Marine officer swears she will quit if she sees one more butthole

QUANTICO, Va. — A student at the Marine Corps' Basic School has seen one too many buttholes and swears she will quit if one more student drops trousers.

Second Lt. Lisa Nickel, who is four months into the Marine Corps’ rigorous field training course at The Basic School, complains that the overwhelming heat combined with dehydration, or “just a lack of aw…