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MEPS doctors say sedentary lifestyles bad for recruits’ supple bodies and soft, soft skin

“These are not the buttholes that defeated the Nazis."

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Nov 08, 2024
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SCHENECTADY, N.Y. ­­­— Doctors serving the nation’s Military Entrance Processing Stations (MEPS) issued a scathing indictment today about the quality of today’s recruits, carrying significant implications for a Department of Defense already struggling with recruiting.

“I’ve been at MEPS for 50 years, and these are the most disappointing buttholes I’ve ev…

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