Pentagon cancels car wash fundraiser after debt ceiling standoff averted
Soapies to remain a deployed thing
Who’s gettin’ wet? Awwwwww yeeeaah!
PENTAGON, ARLINGTON, Va – Senior Pentagon officials have canceled a fundraising car wash upon news the debt ceiling crisis has been averted, sources confirm today.
“Well, shoot,” Gen. Mark Milley, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said as he put his shirt back on and placed a pair of cut-off jean shorts back in his…
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