Report: All female-crewed Chinese spy balloon performed Super Bowl flyover
NORAD is still trying to confirm there was a balloon.
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GLENDALE, Ariz. – For the first time in Super Bowl history, the pregame flyover was conducted by an entirely female-crewed Chinese spy balloon, according to sources.
“Representation matters,” commented NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, “I want little girls to know that they too can one day attempt to topple a global hegemony by conducting unopposed incursi…
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