Moscow: If Ukraine kills 1 more Russian general, next will be free
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By W.E. Linde
MOSCOW — In a surprise announcement today, Russia confirmed that the Ukrainian military had taken out a significant number of its generals in battle and promised that if Ukraine kills one more, the next high-ranking officer will be eliminated “entirely free.”
The announcement was made by Adm. Igor Olegovich Kostyukov, head of the Russian Gen…
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