Sleep-Deprived Pilot Unsure Whether On Final Approach To Bagram Or Getting Lap Dance From Carmen Electra

BAGRAM AIR BASE — A sleep-deprived pilot in a severely catatonic state was unsure whether he was on final approach toward the main runway at Bagram or getting a lap dance from Carmen Electra, sources confirmed today.

The pilot who wishes to remain anonymous, indicated that he had not slept in well over 24 hours prior to the start of his flight due to a n…