Two months ago, President Donald Trump announced the creation of a new branch of military service within the Department of Defense, the U.S. Space Force. A recently released Pentagon report revealed that, almost immediately after the President's announcement, a Pentagon official named Mr. James Fortran deployed to various locations within the U.S. in an attempt to find an answer to the question that what was cited as "the Space Force's most significant hurdle in its long road to activation:"
"What will the uniforms look like?"
The report details that Fortran was first sent to California to meet with interested uniform suppliers. Bored by extraordinarily simple suggestions like "let's make human exosuits with built-in jetpacks" or cost-effective, nonsensical ideas such as "just keep the same design as the rest of the military, you idiot," Fortran decided to head to the San Francisco Comic Con event for inspiration.
The images featured above represent a portion of Fortran's portfolio, which he submitted to the Pentagon at the conclusion of his trip. Published transcripts from his presentation cite him as commenting that "they're perfect... look at how eccentric, robust, and forward-thinking these designs are! When Americans think of space marines, this is what they will picture in their minds."
Fortran's portfolio also mentions a meeting with Bungie, the creators of the Halo gaming universe. Details from this meeting were unfortunately classified, but Fortran was cited as stating that the meeting went "very, very well" and that the ensuing discussion was "very, very promising" in the presentation's transcripts.
Fortran has returned to the Pentagon, where a series of meetings are currently underway to evaluate his findings. The Pentagon declined to comment on any specifics relating to the consideration of Fortran's uniform findings. However, inside sources revealed that Captain Charles Bunkley of the United States Navy, who led the introduction of the blue type 1 working uniform made to have sailors blend in with the ocean, suggested a black uniform imprinted with various constellations, nebulas, and galaxies. It appears as if this idea is also being seriously considered.