WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Sources within the Trump transition team say President Donald Trump will exact vengeance on the 20th Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs by recalling him to active duty — but not to face court martial. Milley will instead face a far more severe punishment: having to serve as chairman under Trump again. 

“OH FUCK ME! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??? FUCK MY LIFE!” Milley said when reached for comment. 

President-elect Donald Trump and the former Chairman have no love lost. Their animosity, bordering on hatred, is well known and has been well documented. 

Milley recently called Trump “fascist to the core” and “the most dangerous person to this country.” For his part, the President-elect has suggested Milley should be executed for Milley’s actions following January 6th.