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White House staffer changes ‘days without security incident’ sign back to zero

“Guess we’re not getting a pizza party this week."

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Mar 28, 2023
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WASHINGTON — A White House staffer changed the “days without a security incident” sign back to zero this morning after aides found additional classified documents in President Biden’s personal residence, sources confirmed today.

“Guess we’re not getting a pizza party this week,” said Kenneth Franklin, a 23-year-old West Wing staffer, after he changed the…

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