Retired smart bomb takes laser-guided tour of Europe

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Alarming study shows average officers indulge in merely five rosewater scones per day

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Retiring E-9 shocked to discover private sector has no seats at table for abrasive, stupid people who stay around for long enough

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

New ALARACT authorizes military police to ticket Army regulation violators

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West Point cadet hoping to sort into Slytherin

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'Top Gun: Maverick' filming halted after entire fleet of CGI F-35s grounded

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Army creates cyborg that can become homeless alcoholic 200 times faster than human counterparts

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Marine who says combat is a drug hasn’t tried either

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Grim Reaper to dress as Secretary Mattis for Halloween

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Rubber rifle finally gets confirmed kill

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Air Force suffering from massive sky penis envy

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

VA executives announce initiative to fill 45,000 vacant jobs: hire friends and relatives

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Contractor Who Never Served Showing All The Trappings Of A True Vet Bro

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Trump deploys National Guard to New York border to block Pete Davidson jokes

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

ISIS thanks Air Force for bombing North Carolina with Humvee

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Duffel Blog Presents: 26 mythological creatures the troops have heard of but never seen

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God forgets to capitalize 'Marine'

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Cyber Command's first offensive operation: bombing China with dick pics

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Marine recycled in Coast Guard sniper school for the fourth time

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Report: every warrant officer in the Army is still worthless

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid