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Pearl harbor survivor unhappy with Mitsubishi Memorial Day sale

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1552

HONOLULU, Hawaii — Local World War II veteran Johnny Thompson is unhappy with the nature of the this past weekend's sale at his local Mitsubishi dealership in honor of Memorial Day.

“I get this sinking feeling when it comes to commercialism that takes advantage of a day to honor our fallen brothers in arms,” Thompson told reporters. "It's like they are trying to torpedo their American competition."

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