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Point/counterpoint: You’re late for formation! Vs. New phone who dis?

By Duffel Blog Staff
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The following is a point/counterpoint discussion about timely arrival for formation. The point will be presented by an Army sergeant first class with elevated blood pressure. The counterpoint will be presented by a typical Army private.

Point: You’re late for formation! You better be in the parking lot right now!

Counterpoint: new phone who dis?

Point: Private Guerrera, this is Sergeant First Class Jones. I just called you 10 times and first sergeant is about to murder me because you missed 0300 work call. Where are you?

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