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Vol. 15 · No. 115 · Friday, 25 September 2026

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Point/counterpoint: Gunny, I’m not sure I understand vs. Message to Garcia, devil dog!

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The following is a Point/Counterpoint between a Marine lance corporal and his gunnery sergeant concerning assigned tasks and duties.

The Point is presented by Lance Cpl. Dusty Carmichael, and the counterpoint is presented by Gunnery Sgt. Luis Hernandezhernandez-Vandecampschultz.

Point: Gunny, I’ve been given this task but I’m not sure about...

Counterpoint: Message To Garcia there, Devil Dog! Make it happen!

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