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Vol. 15 · No. 120 · Wednesday, 7 October 2026

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National Infantry museum to host gallery of porta-potty artwork

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FORT BENNING, Ga. — The U.S. Army's National Infantry Museum and Soldier Center plans to host a gallery of artwork etched and scratched into the walls of porta-potties on U.S. military bases worldwide, highlighting the incredible creativity of men and women in uniform.

"I've never seen so many cocks in one place before. And I've seen a lot of 'em," said Amy Williams, a local military supporter/dancer, adding: "And you can see this one has clearly defined veins and mushroom-stamp layers. The soldier who drew this pecker is clearly a master."

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