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Public affairs Sergeant executed for not capitalizing Marine in press release

QUANTICO, VA — After failing to capitalize Marine in an official media release, a Public Affairs sergeant was verbally reprimanded and publicly executed Friday before a crowd of spectators outside the Marine Corps Museum, officials report.

Sgt. Nathan Samuelson, 24, of Richmond, Va., was fired upon by his former comrades as jeers erupted from onlookers. First Sergeants were standing by to scream in Samuelson's face after the 21-gun-punishment was concluded.

"You have failed me for the last time, sergeant," said Capt. Brian Darth before firing the final volley.

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