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Red power Ranger admits he never went to Ranger school

ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — For years, Jason Lee Scott, better known as the Red Power Ranger, has lived a life of lies and stolen valor on a hitherto unprecedented level. But his secret has finally come out: He never attended Ranger School.

Two young men, who go by the names of Bulk and Skull, tipped off E! reporters, who began investigating the Red Ranger after he began insisting that the Pink Ranger couldn’t have gone to Ranger school and didn’t deserve the title of Ranger.

The Blue Ranger, Billy, has admitted,“We all knew. It's a relief to finally be able to talk about it.”

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