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Russia news swings back to boring Ukraine invasion & war crimes

Gah! Can we get a comment from Doja Cat or something?

By W.E. Linde · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 26 June 2023 · 0811

BORING! Can somebody sex up this massive human tragedy just a little?

EVERY NEWSROOM, USA – After a thrilling 24 hours — in which it looked like Russia just might slide into a cool-as-shit civil war — newsrooms around the world are being forced to return to run-of-the-mill boring coverage of the regular fighting in Ukraine with the inhuman war crimes and stuff.

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