OCEANSIDE, Calif. — A Marine who describes himself as a "sheep dog" claiming to protect the weaker members of society is actually more of an asshole than anything else, according to multiple sources.

In a speech earlier today, Marine Staff Sgt. Daniel Beasley, a combat instructor at the School of Infantry-West, explained to his students that there are only 3 types of people in this world: sheep, wolves and sheep dogs.

"It's up to the Marines to be the sheep-dogs to protect the sheep and keep the wolves at bay," Beasley told his students. Later, however, the staff sergeant told reporters that he intended to spend the night "making it rain on them hoes" at a local gentleman's club known as "The Main Attraction."