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Sergeants Major drink buds light

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1550

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — After a long day at work, base sergeants major drink Buds Light, a recent poll in the Camp Lejeune Globe reports.

Aides de Camp also ranked Buds Light in their top three, just behind Millers Light and Coor.

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