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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

Stripper gives up officers for lent

That one really weird Lieutenant coincidentally super depressed

Stripper gives up officers for lent
Pretty sure she loves me.

FT. MOORE, Ga. — In an act of charity and sacrifice, the off-base pole snuggler known as Sister Merry’n Bury has started a new Lenten abstinence and charity trend: she's not stripping for officers.

“There’s an underserved population here in Georgia. I had it on my heart recently that I should reach out to the less fortunate, so I looked around one night: all these officers were giving me large tips, and there was some younger-looking guys, timid and wide-eyed, in one of the booths, so I asked who they was. They all said they was privates,” Bury said.

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