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Stripper gives up officers for lent

That one really weird Lieutenant coincidentally super depressed

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Stripper gives up officers for lent
Pretty sure she loves me.

FT. MOORE, Ga. — In an act of charity and sacrifice, the off-base pole snuggler known as Sister Merry’n Bury has started a new Lenten abstinence and charity trend: she's not stripping for officers.

“There’s an underserved population here in Georgia. I had it on my heart recently that I should reach out to the less fortunate, so I looked around one night: all these officers were giving me large tips, and there was some younger-looking guys, timid and wide-eyed, in one of the booths, so I asked who they was. They all said they was privates,” Bury said.

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