Navy

Hegseth renames USNS Harvey Milk to USNS James Earl Ray, but a different one

Says move is part of broader strategy to ‘de-gay the gray hulls.’

Jul 2 •

Navy finishes retrofitting F/A-18s with periscopes, torpedoes

After decades of dominating air superiority, Navy shifts focus to dominating water mediocrity.

Jun 20 •

After Israel attacks Iran, IndoPacom commander starts hiding missiles under bed

“I’m not letting those goddamn CENTCOM punks steal from me again,” said Adm. Samuel Paparo. “Not this time. Not ever.”

Jun 16 •

US 'far behind in capabilities' being sold by retired general

The retired officer says that America is woefully under-resourced in a defense technology capability that is only sold by his company.

Jun 2 •

Thunder Chicken

Army study: Soldiers have bigger dicks than sailors

The USS Ronald Reagan held the record for simultaneous penis inspections, with 473 sailors participating.

May 28 •

Ghost Of Jimmy Carter

Dyslexic officer cuts IED training from EOD course

“Oops, I got my wires crossed again."

May 16 •

USS Clinton skipper claims he did not have international relations in South China Sea

“You should’ve seen what those beaches were wearing," the captain said.

May 9 •

Medal of Dishonor

Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases

"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"

May 2 •

Navy kicks off 'Incel to Intel' recruiting campaign

The service's novel approach is to recruit technologically adept virgins into the intelligence community.

Apr 30 •

Navy to outfit subs with torpedo bats

A 34-inch, 32-ounce piece of American maple hurtling through international waters with big league dreams.

Apr 21 •

Dozens killed in Navy SEAL raid on clandestine DEI cell

According to CIA data, in 2024 alone, DEI agents hosted more than 2,000 diversity-themed events.

Feb 26 •

GWOT reenactors gather for disconnected violence, ill-conceived civil projects

Corners remain to be turned, contracts to be awarded

Feb 21 •

Thunder Chicken

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