THE GREAT BEYOND — In a bizarre twist that has shaken the entertainment world, country music star Toby Keith, despite having passed away Tuesday morning, reportedly held a posthumous rendezvous with the very service member who inspired his anthem, "American Soldier." 

The encounter, occurring in a realm beyond our own, has become the talk of both sides of the grave, with insiders dubbing it "the most American ghost story ever told."

“The Founding Fathers couldn’t write shit even close to this,” a source from the Great Beyond told Duffel Blog. “It made the signing of the Declaration of Independence look like community theater.”

According to the source, Keith, still donning his signature cowboy hat, found himself face to face with the soldier during what can only be described as a celestial Veterans Day parade.