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Soldier stationed in South Korea relieved Trump is canceling exercise

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1532

SEOUL — Pfc. Jacob Robertson, a soldier stationed in South Korea, says he is relieved that President Donald Trump has canceled exercise for the U.S. military on the Korean Peninsula, sources confirmed today.

"This makes shamming so much easier," Robertson told Duffel Blog in an email. "I don't have to fake an injury or schedule appointments at the ass crack of dawn anymore. #MAGA."

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