Trump drops threat to investigate Clinton, forces her into 10-year-long cyber awareness training

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WASHINGTON — After more than two years of investigations into the use of a private email server by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, President-elect Donald Trump and his Republican colleagues have decided to punish her with what critics are describing as "absolute torture."

Though Trump said on Tuesday that he would drop any further investigation into Clinton's use of a private email server, the President-elect said that she would instead be forced to endure up to 10 years of cyber awareness training instead.

''Secretary Clinton has proven she does not understand how to properly handle classified material,'' Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-S.C.) said. "So she will be required to complete the annual Cyber Awareness training required for all military personnel. She will do so everyday, excluding weekends and holidays, for the next 10 years.''

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