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Trump orders US military to build giant wall in Afghanistan to keep terrorists out

WASHINGTON — The Trump administration's long-awaited South Asia strategy includes plans to build a wall along the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan, sources confirmed today.

The wall is expected to closely mirror the one planned for the US border with Mexico, and will feature alligator moats, electrified fences, barbed wire, and autonomous robotic machine guns that automatically shoot trespassers on sight.

The new wall is a part of broader strategy aimed at securing Afghanistan’s borders from the activities of dozens of terrorists groups, defense officials say.

Among the strategy’s more controversial elements is a provision banning all Muslims from entering Afghanistan, and a clause requiring all foreign-born persons to be deported.

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