This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
VA celebrates brain injury awareness month by forgetting to celebrate brain injury awareness month
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With March designated as Brain Injury Awareness Month, the Veterans Administration held a press conference today to announce several health care initiatives aiming to increase awareness of something to do with veterans.
"To be perfectly honest, I can't remember what this press conference was supposed to be about," said VA Secretary Robert A. McDonald upon arriving to the podium.
Gross disorganization of VA claims, to raise awareness of deficiencies in planning and organization suffered by veterans with traumatic injuries damaging the prefrontal cortex of the brain.
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