This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
A visit from Bashar
Twas the day after gassing, when throughout the White House
No one’s courage was showing, not as big as a mouse; The Nobel was hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that a second soon would be there;
The Syrians were nestled all snug in their graves, While the President dithered and ranted and raved. And Kerry in a lather, Hagel a bind, Both wondered if it were time to resign.
When from the West Wing there arose such a clatter, That the President’s aides all had to scatter. Away to the UN they flew like a flash, Away to the Congress, permission to ask.
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Troops receive citizenship upgrade, spouses still eligible for deportation
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Sleeping Marine aces hearing test
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Trump mulls leaving seamen in Iran without Plan B
SECDEF_Nice
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Congress proposes veterans fight to the death for expanded benefits
Sgt B
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Hegseth declares blow jobs not gay if both men are fit, clean-shaven
Gray Sea Liu
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Staff command works hard to accomplish nothing
Red Friday
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