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W. Va. Guard soldier under fire after relationship discovered with woman not his sister

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1543

LEESVILLE, WV – Officials are scrambling for answers after a West Virginia National Guard captain was revealed to be in an inappropriate relationship with his wife, who sources confirmed was not a blood relative.

Thousands of sickened citizens have taken to the streets in protest to express their disgust at the revelation that Capt. John Olsen has been in a sexual relationship with a woman who, in fact, is not even a distant cousin or even a step-sister.

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