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Situation Report
Wikileaks releases shocking transcripts of Duffel Blog writer's conference
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - Editors of the popular military news website Duffel Blog reacted with anger today after Wikileaks released records, photos, and the minutes of TDB meetings to multiple news outlets.
The released file, “Drunk men in their pajamas making fun of people with difficult jobs.docx," revealed embarrassing internal details of the writing and editing process of TDB articles.
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11:10 AM. Paul enters the boardroom visibly drunk. Drew says he is late. Paul says “Fuck yourself, this is my website, I can do whatever the fuck I want. Make sure you log out of the Duffel Blog page so it stops saying ‘Duffel Blog likes this!’”
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