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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

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Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

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A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

Winning Army touchdown downgraded to field goal after brigade S-1 review

A cadet rating a field goal? No way.

Winning Army touchdown downgraded to field goal after brigade S-1 review

PHILADELPHIA — Quinn Meretzki entered West Point history in the final seconds of the annual Army-Navy football game on Saturday evening. The United States Military Academy junior scored the winning touchdown to take the Army’s Black Knights football team to victory in the first-ever overtime game in the history of the prestigious service rivalry game. 

The academy’s brigade staff, however, had a different opinion.

Maj. Stephen Reiner, the Brigade S-1 personnel officer, announced Meretzki’s winning touchdown would be downgraded to a field goal shortly after the game concluded.

“This in no way takes away from Cadet Meretzki’s accomplishment on game day,” Reiner said. “But a touchdown? Seriously? He really doesn’t have the rank to rate a touchdown, now does he? I mean, he isn’t even a senior yet.”

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