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With possible new charges, Baldwin offered Army or jail

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By Strong Ranger · Army Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 3 April 2023 · 0909

Baldwin laughs at a judge who surely must be kidding.

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. – As a grand jury considers new manslaughter charges against Alec Baldwin for the killing of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, New Mexico Judge Javier Solano announced that he would allow actor and alleged shooter Alec Baldwin the unusual step of choosing a court trial or enlisting in the Army.

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