FORT BRAGG LIBERTY, NC — After 23 years of service, Lt. Col. Rebekah Bennett retired from the Army last Thursday with full honors and multiple mentions of her physical attributes. At a ceremony marking the occasion were close family, friends, and many people who were instrumental to her career. Col. Dylan Cole presided—“retired her” in military parlance—while taking particular note of Bennett’s moderate hotness as the instrument of success for her military career as a UH-60 Blackhawk pilot.
Pilot’s career summed up as ‘yeah, she’s pretty hot’
The Army hates to see her leave, but loves to watch her fly away.
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