This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Pilot’s career summed up as ‘yeah, she’s pretty hot’
The Army hates to see her leave, but loves to watch her fly away.
FORT BRAGG LIBERTY, NC — After 23 years of service, Lt. Col. Rebekah Bennett retired from the Army last Thursday with full honors and multiple mentions of her physical attributes. At a ceremony marking the occasion were close family, friends, and many people who were instrumental to her career. Col. Dylan Cole presided—“retired her” in military parlance—while taking particular note of Bennett’s moderate hotness as the instrument of success for her military career as a UH-60 Blackhawk pilot.
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Air Force IG uncovers SNACKOs taking kickbacks from Big Insulin
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Pentagon facing dangerous shortage of fucks given
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Opinion: Listen up, assholes. Turn in your excess cruise missiles or everybody stays in formation
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