The following is a point/counterpoint opinion article written by each side of the range paddle.
The White Side of a Two-Toned Range Paddle — The Range is Clear
The range is clear. I repeat, the range is free from obstruction and cleared hot. This is a first, ladies and gentlemen; in all my time as the white side of a two toned range paddle, I've never seen a range so squared away. Even PV2 Washington has managed to pulled his head out of his ass, gain sentience, and square away his M249. Hooah.
