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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON — After returning from his latest deployment to visit troops overseas, Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel is spending all the money he earned in Afghanistan as fast as possible, Duffel Blog has learned.

Hagel has gone to Hooters every night since he has returned, where he thinks the waitresses are impressed by his war stories. After downing several…

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