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Opinion: The fucking mirror moved again, fix it for me

The following is an opinion, written by your HMMWV driver.

Shit. Hey, the mirror moved again. You mind fixing it? Yeah just pull it in a little bit. No, the frame part, not the mirror itself.

Pull it in. Little more. Little more. Little ... Too far. Push it back. Yeah, getting warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Disco. Thanks.

Wait, yeah, actually move the mirror instead. Just a touch. Just a bit. Just a skoch. Out just one more red cunt hair. Too far, bring it back. Yeah. That's good.

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