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First Marine Infantrywoman: 'Pogs are pussies'

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — Pfc. Eva Slaughter recently became the first female Marine to be awarded the infantry military occupational specialty (MOS) following the decision to open all Marine Corps jobs to females, and she says she has a message that all non-infantry Marines need to hear.

"POGs are a bunch of pussies," said Slaughter, spitting a wad of Red Man onto her S-4 officer's boots. "I got meritoriously promoted to Pfc. out of boot camp and carry a fucking SOG knife, while those pansies in Motor-T are always complaining about TBI from the thirty IEDs they rolled over last deployment, and other weak shit like that."

Slaughter, who graduated from the School of Infantry (SOI) last month, also claims that the infantry community isn't what it was "back in the old Corps," and she's now worried about a "POGification" of the service.

Her comments were in keeping with the infantry tradition of hatred and contempt towards just about everyone and everything else.

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