This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
California National Guard reports puzzling increase in suicides
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — California National Guard officials expressed alarm on Tuesday at a sudden and unexplained increase in suicides within its ranks.
“We went from an average rate of one death per day to 15 all of sudden,” said Capt. Landon Thomas, a spokesperson for the Guard. “It’s nuts. We had to call in our AGR guys to work five whole days a week until we figure it out.”
Maj. Gen. David Baldwin, the Adjutant General for California, vowed to take action against the unexplained epidemic.
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